Read ‘em and weep
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Call Me Toast
I'm a 21 year old girl, but I don't usually act it. I live in Florida, and still manage to avoid the sun. I usually post things related to: my fandoms, gay things, things that make me laugh, or things that really mean something to me. But whatever, this is the internet and most people do the same thing I'm doing. So enjoy. <3
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May72012
10AM
Zhang Bangsheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated monkey’s bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut. Picture: Quirky China News / Rex Features
Nobody ever does this for me…
o____o DETERMINATION *mad respect*
10AM
best of craigslist: Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters
“I welded it to fuck and back.”
10AM
(Source: tumblelina, via eerie-innocence42)
10AM
Neil Gaiman: For all the people who ask me for writing advice...
1 Write.
2 Put one word after another. Find the right word, put it down.
3 Finish what you’re writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it.
4 Put it aside. Read it pretending you’ve never read it before. Show it to friends whose opinion you respect and who like…
10AM
(Source: sarah-sinister, via dr-hoffmansdrink)
10AM
When you dream about something but you forget what happened
But then you see something and you start remembering
(Source: lmaogtfo.me, via dr-hoffmansdrink)
10AM
80 years from now;
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
10AM
(Source: 505s, via emtealeonin)
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